Ways To Tell If ur Azn

every1 dinks ur "Chinese" no matta wut part of Asia ancestors were 4rm

u save grocery bags nd use dem 2 hold garbage

An Azn woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your mother? Well then, is it your sister?"

"You want a stereo!" When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!!"

You have a rice cooker or two.

Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come."

Even when you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.

You have a big asian supermarket calendar in your kitchen.

Your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going.

When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them.

You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride no longer than 15 minutes)

You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.

Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15

Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids.

You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom.

You've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs.

Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV

You have gotten little red envelopes around February.

Idiotz try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc. . .

Your parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin.

Everyone thinks you're good at math.

Your parents insist you marry within your race.

You learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents

People see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask you to translate.

You have to call just about all your parent's friends "Auntie and Uncle."

At expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert.

Your parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat it anyway. It's still good."

You buy soy sauce by the gallon.

Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.

You fit 9 people in a car, when the limit is 5.

You must have a stringy, Oriental-looking ornament dangling from the mirror of your souped-up car.

If you are overcharged, you scream bloody muder, but if you are undercharges you go your merry way.

You have a pair of sandles.

You make fun of your parents when they try to speak English.

Your parents compare you to 4.5 nerds and call you stupid.

You watch azn translated movies that are 30 tapes long.

You like to wear Nike, Adidas, Tommy, or Nautica, Dkny.

Anyb0dy will ask you to say something in ur language. After you told them hello and how are you doing in ur language, they ask about the cuss words.

You've never kissed your mom or dad.

You drive around looking for the cheapest gas.

You'll drive around for hours looking for the best parking space.

Your parents want to live with you when they are old.

You always hear about how great so-and-so's son or daughter is.

You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.

If you lose a dollar, you dwell upon it for more than 5 minutes.

You'll make ridiculous offers when bargaining. ("I'll give you $5 for that car")

Girls: you hate all F.O.B.'s that go "Hey babee, you cute. Can I hab yo fone numba?"

In your house, there's always multiple pictures of your family and when you were small, side by side in every room.

After you come from the beach with a tan, your parents say you look Cambodian.

Your parents are attracted to the English words: "99 cents" or "FREE."

Your parents can only help you with math and no other subjects.

Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.

You beat eggs with chopsticks.

You only make long distance calls after 11p.m. or on the weekend.